Breaks
: A programme where long breaks dominate the
proceedings. But the main thing here is that
they carry a punch line for Mandira and Charu.
Often you see that dumb ad of Clinic All –
Clear saying ‘Get Out, Get Going’ which I
feel is the purrrrfect message for these guys…
Predikta
: A
Stupid SMS game sponsored by Indiatimes. A game
where the questions put out seem a bit imbecile.
It isn’t a game worth playing…SAD TO
THE CORE…There are 3 types of Predikta –
Insta, Krazee and Jackpot…plenty of prizes
shouldn’t attract viewers as far as the
quality is ground low…Even worse is that a
message on your cell “Message Not Sent This
Time”. But the main motto of this feature is
to curb the popularity of ESPN Star’s Super
Selector. E.g.”How many hair does Herschelle
Gibbs have?” – So degraded and hopeless!
Stumped
: A
feature which is as dumb as it gets.
Maria, the presenter was chucked outta
MTV for her untamed pakaugiri, but she for one,
brings all her experience (of pakaofying) into
this show…This feature consists of senseless
indigestible questions, which is a waste of time
for some players – Main Reason for some upsets
in the World Cup.
Indian
Team on Tour :
It is like a hidden camera always behind
your bums.
Trishna Basu gets her nose poking onto
what the team is up to.
I won’t be surprised if she keeps
updating about what the team is doing from outta
their loo.
They sneak into privacy of the players,
having no respite for ‘em.
But there’s a hitch – It’s no use
peeking into these goddamn camera shy players.
Maa
: Cricket and Astrology really don’t go
with each other…but this babe, who I feel is
Mrs.Sri Sri, tries to bring this ‘luck’
element into cricket.
I feel a Tarot Card doesn’t have a damn
role in defining a player’s innings…I feel
this is just a time-wasting measure to show that
Indians know Tarot Cards reading!
Cook
: This
is The feature that sucks! I pity these cooks
who make the delicacies for the cricketers.
An ideal feature for wannabe Udipi
hoteliers, it’s a way by which people get
carried away by these foods and spend their
bucks on it…and end up going through their
MOTIONS. It’s
better to keep away from these publicity stunts!
Mahabharat
: Myth
and Cricket have never and will never go
together. But
this feature gets into a lot of what it need not
to…A battle of Words between two
‘so-called’ sages in orange and their pick
on the match…something Krishna and Arjuna will
be pondering over in the Divine Indralok.
As they say, too many cooks spoil the broth.
I feel tooooo much of dumbness spoils the
show and spoils the cricket-frenzy minds of
India…So it’s better to make a choice
between these non-cricketing shows and
something, where expert analysis is what it is
filled with.
The choice is yours – Make sure it’s
the right one.
Mandira
is all set to petrify Bollywood by trying her
dirty hands in direction…In short; she can be
compared to the Bangladeshi Cricket Team –
‘Rich in Ambition…Poor in Condition’.
